From the other lesbo half of Total Bozo, which is like I know I'm not a lesbian technically but gender is a political construct, man, here's also wishing you a non-shitty Christmas. I'm sorry I did not take as amazing of a picture as Kelly and Lindsey, but what are you gonna do. In addition to being a lesbian, I am also not a lesbian, so I don't know about taking pictures together with the people I love. I didn't know we were doing this. I have a cute dog named Lucy and a girlfriend named Lilly who is not pictured. You can kind of see we have a Christmas tree, back there next to the couch in the room in our house where we go when we die. Fa la la la la la la la la.
Love,
Technically Not A Lesbian.
