By: Kelly McClure
People have a lot of different interests. An example of an interest could be: MUSIC. Another example could be: WINE. And then you go a couple rungs down the ladder of interests and land at something like: YARN. Perhaps: BOWLING. And so on, and so forth. Maybe you meet someone new at work, or on an internet sex application and you're like "What are you interested in?" They might reply with: "Oh, you know, gardening or whatever." But somewhere, at some point, at least one person really wants to just cut the shit and be like: "Dandruff. I'm into dandruff."
Just a few brief moments ago I came across THIS Youtube channel. If you want to know what THIS is before you click on it, I will tell you. It's a Youtube channel devoted entirely to someone picking HUGE dandruff flakes off of a person's scalp, set to classical music.
I don't know how I came across this channel. I was literally just sitting here eating from a bag of trail mix while contemplating either 1) taking a nap or 2) using my rowing machine that I just bought from Amazon.com, and then, *poof* dandruff videos.
You might be reading this and thinking something like "Gross. No thanks." But watch a few minutes and tell me if you don't surprise yourself by making some manner of "UGHHHHHHH" orgasm noise like I did. And don't lie. The dandruff knows.
Here are some of my favorites to get you started:
TAKE A DANDRUFF USING TWEEZERS
UNIQUE DANDRUFF
I PEELED OFF THE DANDRUFF
I PEELED OFF THE PORES OF MANY DANDRUFF
Further research into this Youtube channel revealed that it's actually NOT solely devoted to videos of dandruff, but also videos of people's legs as they drive, and whatever this is.
